Disease Cards

You are currently viewing all cards tagged as disease. These cards make references to various diseases, and when played properly, can make for a dark and twisted laugh. No one likes disease, but morbid individuals can still get a chuckle out of these!

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Liver cirrhosis
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Raging hemorrhoids
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Syphilis
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An Ambulance
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The Nile River
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Why is it so hard to wake up?
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Why am I leaking like a sieve?
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Osteoporosis
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A pro-lifer with two shitty kids that have ADD
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Sleep deprivation after having a newborn baby
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Hangover Brunch with Hannibal
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Blood that has been spilt this day
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The random bottle of water just to surprise your liver.
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Disgusting amounts of what I can only assume is a bodily fluid of some kind.
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bringing home bedbugs as a memento of your hookup
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alcoholism
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Urine that smells like Cupcakes
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COVID-19
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The Plague.
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Coughing into a vagina.
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