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PCP
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DUI
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Midget Strippers
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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.
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An enema
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Pruno
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Why does my dick burn?
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Doing blow off of a pavement princesses ass
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Running a train with 18 guys
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A bottle of Jim Beam and an eight ball of coke later, I am __________.
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A German Candycane
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Expired Fest
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Whats harder than prison?
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Autoerotic asphixyation
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Twenty bucks would buy __________.
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Earning your red wings in a Shell Bathroom
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Where do I see myself in 5 years?
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Nigger Mints
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When my wife caught me cheating with ___________ she __________.
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Whats the last thing I would do if I was on the sinking Titanic?
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