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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.

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An enema

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PCP

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DUI

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Midget Strippers

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Expired Fest

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Whats harder than prison?

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Autoerotic asphixyation

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Twenty bucks would buy __________.

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Earning your red wings in a Shell Bathroom

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Pruno

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Why does my dick burn?

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Doing blow off of a pavement princesses ass

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Running a train with 18 guys

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A bottle of Jim Beam and an eight ball of coke later, I am __________.

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A German Candycane

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

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Nigger Mints

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When my wife caught me cheating with ___________ she __________.

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Nazi Gas Chambers

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