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A blood alcohol level of 0.09.

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A pile of human shit weighing 10 tons

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Broooooooo! Last night was so fucking narly, dude! I got black out drunk and woke up with ____ laying on me!

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Pulling my girlfriend's bloody tampon out of her vagina and then plunging it deep in my asshole

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Next up at 5:00. What you don't know about ____ could kill you.

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Florida

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____. What is it really? We just don't know.

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Taking photos of dogs, getting those photos of the dogs developed, and then beating off to those same dog photos.

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Among us.

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Dat trap

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Trying to Get Maple Syrup out of a Whomping Willow

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Crank

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The room of requirement looking 50 Shades darker

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Refusing to swallow because it’s not vegan

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Detroit, Michigan

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____. What is it really? We just don't know.

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Twenty bucks would buy __________.

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Whats harder than prison?

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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.

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When I tripped, I fell into __________.

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If I could do __________, I would.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

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I woke up this morning to __________.

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Whats the last thing I would do if I was on the sinking Titanic?

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Having someone cum in my butt so i can drag myself on the floor and pretend I'm a snail.

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A blood alcohol level of 0.09.

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Troooolll Sex! in the dungeon

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We have a serial killer running lose here in New Orleans boys! The sick fuck gets off on ____!

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Evisceration

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Pussy Wagon

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(being) an Analrapist

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magical bondage

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