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A blood alcohol level of 0.09.
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A pile of human shit weighing 10 tons
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Broooooooo! Last night was so fucking narly, dude! I got black out drunk and woke up with ____ laying on me!
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Pulling my girlfriend's bloody tampon out of her vagina and then plunging it deep in my asshole
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Next up at 5:00. What you don't know about ____ could kill you.
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Florida
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____. What is it really? We just don't know.
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Taking photos of dogs, getting those photos of the dogs developed, and then beating off to those same dog photos.
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A blood alcohol level of 0.09.
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Blowing so hard into an interlock you throw up a little
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Retard Strength
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accidental incest
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bringing home bedbugs as a memento of your hookup
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My Only Hope
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My new favorite porn is Dr. _____ - Multiverse of _____.
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Dat trap
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Twenty bucks would buy __________.
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Whats harder than prison?
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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.
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If I could do __________, I would.
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When I tripped, I fell into __________.
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Where do I see myself in 5 years?
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I woke up this morning to __________.
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Donald Trump
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A death ray.
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PCP
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Final exam week
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Nigger Mints
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Cough Syrup
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Pretending not to Notice They changed Dumbledore in the 3rd movie
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putting the "FUN" in funeral
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beat unconsicous with a dildo
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