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A blood alcohol level of 0.09.
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A pile of human shit weighing 10 tons
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Broooooooo! Last night was so fucking narly, dude! I got black out drunk and woke up with ____ laying on me!
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Pulling my girlfriend's bloody tampon out of her vagina and then plunging it deep in my asshole
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Next up at 5:00. What you don't know about ____ could kill you.
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Florida
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____. What is it really? We just don't know.
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Taking photos of dogs, getting those photos of the dogs developed, and then beating off to those same dog photos.
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A Chamber of Financial Ruin
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COVID-19
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Pyrophilia
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Jack Kavorkian
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Shiny Nipples
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Asshats
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Prostate Massages
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The next Big School Shooting of the Year.
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Twenty bucks would buy __________.
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Whats harder than prison?
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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.
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When I tripped, I fell into __________.
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If I could do __________, I would.
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Where do I see myself in 5 years?
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I woke up this morning to __________.
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Whats the last thing I would do if I was on the sinking Titanic?
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Babies… Shaken not Stirred
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Baby Mandrakes
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The euphoria of walking into the liquor store with enough change to buy a 2ly of Okanagan.
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____. What is it really? We just don't know.
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The next Big School Shooting of the Year.
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Botched Plastic Surgery
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When I tripped, I fell into __________.
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Doing blow off of a pavement princesses ass
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