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This site was made so you can share your ideas for cards or simply quick generate them into a nice printable PDF. Look below for some cards to print, or really drill down under categories to add them to your printlist. Want to stock up before heading to print? Why not make an account to save cards for printing later? Otherwise share your ideas with others to spread the entertainment!

Recent Cards

A blood alcohol level of 0.09.
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A pile of human shit weighing 10 tons
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Broooooooo! Last night was so fucking narly, dude! I got black out drunk and woke up with ____ laying on me!
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Pulling my girlfriend's bloody tampon out of her vagina and then plunging it deep in my asshole
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Next up at 5:00. What you don't know about ____ could kill you.
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Florida
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____. What is it really? We just don't know.
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Taking photos of dogs, getting those photos of the dogs developed, and then beating off to those same dog photos.
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Most Popular Cards

Buying the Chinese Knockoff version
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the pround owner of a 3 inch dick
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Regifting
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Being charged the 'ugly fuck' fee by a hooker
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Organ robbery
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a burp that smells like cock
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____. What is it really? We just don't know.
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Fucking in the cemetery.
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Most Printed Cards

Twenty bucks would buy __________.
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Whats harder than prison?
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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.
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When I tripped, I fell into __________.
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If I could do __________, I would.
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Where do I see myself in 5 years?
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I woke up this morning to __________.
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Whats the last thing I would do if I was on the sinking Titanic?
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Random Pick Cards

Morning Wood
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Cheese!
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Having sex with your best friend's sister
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Midget Strippers
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Syphilis
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Babies… Shaken not Stirred
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Crack rolled in a weed tortilla
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Having someone cum in my butt so i can drag myself on the floor and pretend I'm a snail.
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