Drugs Cards
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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.

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DUI

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PCP

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A bottle of Jim Beam and an eight ball of coke later, I am __________.

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Doing blow off of a pavement princesses ass

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Pruno

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Twenty bucks would buy __________.

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Whats harder than prison?

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Nigger Mints

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Charlie Sheen

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Puke Shot

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Hookers and cocaine

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A Black Hole of Alcoholism

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Meth Mouth

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Pepe Lopez

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In Mexico, you can do __________ while you are __________.

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How did I get out of my last speeding ticket?

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Whats the first thing I do when I get out of prison?

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Why didnt I show up for work?

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Blowing so hard into an interlock you throw up a little

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