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My Only Hope
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Trying to Get Maple Syrup out of a Whomping Willow
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Pretending not to Notice They changed Dumbledore in the 3rd movie
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The Weasley's entire Net Worth
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The biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
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writing from Satan instead of Santa on a gift tag, just for fun.
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spending the Christmas club account on online gambling
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A Tesla Cybertruck
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covering myself with tomato sauce and cheese because I am pizza
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_____, putting the fun in funeral!
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Coughing into a vagina.
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Ordering food because life’s sad
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Pulling my girlfriend's bloody tampon out of her vagina and then plunging it deep in my asshole
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A pile of human shit weighing 10 tons
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