Drugs Cards

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A blood alcohol level of 0.09.
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Broooooooo! Last night was so fucking narly, dude! I got black out drunk and woke up with ____ laying on me!
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The euphoria of walking into the liquor store with enough change to buy a 2ly of Okanagan.
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Who's got the herb when I'm dry?
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Crack rolled in a weed tortilla
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drunk sex
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Making Date rape in Potions class
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Taking Polyjuice Potion
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Science Bitch
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Baby Mandrakes
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Selling cock for rock
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Why is it so hard to wake up?
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If I could do __________, I would.
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Roid Rage
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Human Growth Hormone
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Pimp Chalice
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Chain Smoking
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Why do bitches be trippin?
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Cough Syrup
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White girl wasted
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