Drugs Cards
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A Black Hole of Alcoholism
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A blood alcohol level of 0.09.
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A bottle of Jim Beam and an eight ball of coke later, I am __________.
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Baby Mandrakes
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Blowing so hard into an interlock you throw up a little
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Broooooooo! Last night was so fucking narly, dude! I got black out drunk and woke up with ____ laying on me!
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Caffeine powder
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Chain Smoking
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Charlie Sheen
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Cough Syrup
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Crack rolled in a weed tortilla
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Crank
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DUI
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Doing blow off of a pavement princesses ass
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Frigg off somewhere, I have __________ to do!
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Hookers and cocaine
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How did I get out of my last speeding ticket?
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Human Growth Hormone
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If I could do __________, I would.
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In Mexico, you can do __________ while you are __________.
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