Dirty Cards

Welcome to all of our dirty cards for Cards Against Humanity. These cards are for those with a twisted mind, featuring anything that could be remotely misconstrued as dirty. Always good for a laugh, these cards are usually not safe for work, as such make sure to play it with people who have a sense of humor!

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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.
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An enema
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Earning your red wings in a Shell Bathroom
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A German Candycane
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A bottle of Jim Beam and an eight ball of coke later, I am __________.
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Expired Fest
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Whats harder than prison?
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Running a train with 18 guys
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Doing blow off of a pavement princesses ass
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Autoerotic asphixyation
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Twenty bucks would buy __________.
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Why does my dick burn?
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When my wife caught me cheating with ___________ she __________.
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Whats the last thing I would do if I was on the sinking Titanic?
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Bill Clinton
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Two Girls, One Cup
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Pussy Wagon
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Puke Shot
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Hookers and cocaine
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Botched Plastic Surgery
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