Dirty Cards

Welcome to all of our dirty cards for Cards Against Humanity. These cards are for those with a twisted mind, featuring anything that could be remotely misconstrued as dirty. Always good for a laugh, these cards are usually not safe for work, as such make sure to play it with people who have a sense of humor!

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A Black Hole of Alcoholism
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Anal Polyps
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Meth Mouth
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When I tripped, I fell into __________.
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In Mexico, you can do __________ while you are __________.
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Whats my saving grace when Im hanging from my left nut on a barbed wire fence?
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Whats the first thing I do when I get out of prison?
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Pissing red
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How did I get out of my last speeding ticket?
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After masturbating I like to do __________.
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Why didnt I show up for work?
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Bitches be __________.
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Crank
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Dirt Nasty
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Run for your life! Its __________ and __________!
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Frigg off somewhere, I have __________ to do!
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Fat fuck
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Waking up naked in jail
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Ratchet
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Dat trap
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