Dirty Cards
Welcome to all of our dirty cards for Cards Against Humanity. These cards are for those with a twisted mind, featuring anything that could be remotely misconstrued as dirty. Always good for a laugh, these cards are usually not safe for work, as such make sure to play it with people who have a sense of humor!
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Refusing to swallow because it’s not vegan

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Draco’s Questionable Sexuality

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Making Date rape in Potions class

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Slughorn's Club for little boys

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Showing someone on a doll where he touched you…

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Peter Pettigrews Penis

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Walking in on a Teletuby Orgy

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Troooolll Sex! in the dungeon

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A Boy, two droids, and no questions asked

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Hermione's inner thigh

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Having sex with your best friend's sister

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Hagrid's Butt crack

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An unsolicited dick pic from Harry Potter

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The Function Of a rubber duck

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I should not have said that

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Fuck all

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magical bondage

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having a wand removed from an orifice it does not belong in

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Hangover Brunch with Hannibal

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Taking Polyjuice Potion

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