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A Chamber of Financial Ruin
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Disney+ and Thrust
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Santa getting credit for presents that you bought
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Christmas Vacation
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Regifting
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Keeping shitty presents out of obligation
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Returning all your Christmas presents for cash
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Satan Claus
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Black Santa
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Breaking up on Christmas Day
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Krampus
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Harm to Ongoing Matter
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Having someone cum in my butt so i can drag myself on the floor and pretend I'm a snail.
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how artificial trees were invented by a toilet brush company
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crop dusting the hallways
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Smegma, is that what that was
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Sticking a red maple leaf on things to make them Canadian
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Disgusting amounts of what I can only assume is a bodily fluid of some kind.
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Seeing your name spelled incorrectly on a Starbucks cup
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The random bottle of water just to surprise your liver.
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