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While pleading "Not Guilty" for _____ my reason was _____.
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A pile of human shit weighing 10 tons
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We have a serial killer running lose here in New Orleans boys! The sick fuck gets off on ____!
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A blood alcohol level of 0.09.
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Taking photos of dogs, getting those photos of the dogs developed, and then beating off to those same dog photos.
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Pulling my girlfriend's bloody tampon out of her vagina and then plunging it deep in my asshole
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putting the "FUN" in funeral
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____. What is it really? We just don't know.
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Broooooooo! Last night was so fucking narly, dude! I got black out drunk and woke up with ____ laying on me!
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Kelly Clarkson.
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Florida
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Next up at 5:00. What you don't know about ____ could kill you.
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The euphoria of walking into the liquor store with enough change to buy a 2ly of Okanagan.
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____ does not define me as a student.
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Josef Fritzl.
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A wall that will be paid for by Mexicans
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Susan
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As President I would make _______________ The Secretary of Education
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As President I would make _______________ The Secretary of State
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A Limp Dick
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