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After masturbating I like to do __________.
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Whats the first thing I do when I get out of prison?
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Broken glass
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How did I get out of my last speeding ticket?
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Pissing red
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Why didnt I show up for work?
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Bitches be __________.
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Blowing so hard into an interlock you throw up a little
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Caffeine powder
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Heat stroke
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Crank
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Rednecks
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Dirt Nasty
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Proplhexedrine
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Run for your life! Its __________ and __________!
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Can I have __________ with sprinkles on top?
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Frigg off somewhere, I have __________ to do!
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Fat fuck
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Waking up naked in jail
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Quarter sticks of dynamite
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