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After masturbating 42 times in a row you will be ___
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bringing home bedbugs as a memento of your hookup
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a burp that smells like cock
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Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with __________________ instead.
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used panties
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a Fleshlight
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alcoholism
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White people are like __________________.
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You can find a whole lot of ________ in heaven.
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dick
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the pround owner of a 3 inch dick
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covering myself with tomato sauce and cheese because I am pizza
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Rimjob
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drunk sex
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Nazis
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selling one of your kids kidneys on the blackmarket
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beat unconsicous with a dildo
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grandma
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Urine that smells like Cupcakes
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The Jews are behind everything -- the government, the banks, even the _____.
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