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bringing home bedbugs as a memento of your hookup

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putting the "FUN" in funeral

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Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with __________________ instead.

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used panties

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a Fleshlight

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a burp that smells like cock

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You can find a whole lot of ________ in heaven.

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dick

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alcoholism

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White people are like __________________.

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drunk sex

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Nazis

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selling one of your kids kidneys on the blackmarket

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beat unconsicous with a dildo

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grandma

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Urine that smells like Cupcakes

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the pround owner of a 3 inch dick

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covering myself with tomato sauce and cheese because I am pizza

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Rimjob

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A BDSM convention for children

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