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My Only Hope
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Trying to Get Maple Syrup out of a Whomping Willow
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2 McChickens and a McDouble
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Peter Pettigrews Penis
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Trying to one Up the Las Vegas Shooting
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The biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
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that creepy puppet stalker elf on a shelf
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___________________, putting the fun in funeral.
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just blowing shit up
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spending the Christmas club account on online gambling
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wifely duties.
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writing from Satan instead of Santa on a gift tag, just for fun.
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A special Kind of ignorant
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hiding the Christmas pickle.
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Man, who the heck steals ___________________?
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accidental incest
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The random bottle of water just to surprise your liver.
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how artificial trees were invented by a toilet brush company
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crop dusting the hallways
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Smegma, is that what that was
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