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My Only Hope

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Trying to Get Maple Syrup out of a Whomping Willow

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2 McChickens and a McDouble

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Peter Pettigrews Penis

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Trying to one Up the Las Vegas Shooting

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The biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.

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that creepy puppet stalker elf on a shelf

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___________________, putting the fun in funeral.

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just blowing shit up

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spending the Christmas club account on online gambling

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wifely duties.

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writing from Satan instead of Santa on a gift tag, just for fun.

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A special Kind of ignorant

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hiding the Christmas pickle.

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Man, who the heck steals ___________________?

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accidental incest

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The random bottle of water just to surprise your liver.

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how artificial trees were invented by a toilet brush company

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crop dusting the hallways

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Smegma, is that what that was

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