People Cards

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Twenty bucks would buy __________.
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If I could do __________, I would.
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Where do I see myself in 5 years?
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Donald Trump
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Run for your life! Its __________ and __________!
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Bitches be __________.
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A bottle of Jim Beam and an eight ball of coke later, I am __________.
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Bill Nye the Science Guy
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Midget Strippers
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A nerd with glasses
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Doing blow off of a pavement princesses ass
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Bill Clinton
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Why do bitches be trippin?
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Too Short
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Hagrid's Butt crack
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Baby Jesus
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Fat fuck
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White girl wasted
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A green card marriage
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Expired Fest
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