People Cards
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A bottle of Jim Beam and an eight ball of coke later, I am __________.

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A green card marriage

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A migrant camp for whites in Mexico

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A nerd with glasses

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A pro-lifer with two shitty kids that have ADD

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After Elon Musk bought Twitter he promised he will be _____.

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Asshats

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Baby Jesus

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Barbara Walters.

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Bill Clinton

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Bill Nye the Science Guy

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Bitches be __________.

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Charlie Sheen

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Chicken Fried Fuck

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Crying Like a Bitch

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Dirt Nasty

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Doing blow off of a pavement princesses ass

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Donald Trump

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Donald Trump wished for a ______.

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Drew Carey.

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