People Cards
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Midget Strippers

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Doing blow off of a pavement princesses ass

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Twenty bucks would buy __________.

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A bottle of Jim Beam and an eight ball of coke later, I am __________.

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Expired Fest

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

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Bill Clinton

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Bill Nye the Science Guy

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Charlie Sheen

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Donald Trump

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A migrant camp for whites in Mexico

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Pepe Lopez

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Bitches be __________.

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Rednecks

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Dirt Nasty

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Run for your life! Its __________ and __________!

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Fat fuck

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Lighting your debtor on fire

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White girl wasted

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A green card marriage

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