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A BDSM convention for children

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Nazis

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Walking in on a Teletuby Orgy

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Two midgets shitting into a bucket.

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Retard Strength

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Pulling my girlfriend's bloody tampon out of her vagina and then plunging it deep in my asshole

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Being charged the 'ugly fuck' fee by a hooker

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hiding the Christmas pickle.

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Fucking in the cemetery.

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selling one of your kids kidneys on the blackmarket

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Hangover Brunch with Hannibal

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Taking photos of dogs, getting those photos of the dogs developed, and then beating off to those same dog photos.

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Assless chaps

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A special Kind of ignorant

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A cutie little booty going poot poot pooty

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Babies… Shaken not Stirred

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Refusing to swallow because it’s not vegan

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_____, putting the fun in funeral!

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White people are like __________________.

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The Jews are behind everything -- the government, the banks, even the _____.

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