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A blood alcohol level of 0.09.
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A pile of human shit weighing 10 tons
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Broooooooo! Last night was so fucking narly, dude! I got black out drunk and woke up with ____ laying on me!
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Pulling my girlfriend's bloody tampon out of her vagina and then plunging it deep in my asshole
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Next up at 5:00. What you don't know about ____ could kill you.
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Florida
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____. What is it really? We just don't know.
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Taking photos of dogs, getting those photos of the dogs developed, and then beating off to those same dog photos.
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A Black Hole of Alcoholism
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Making dick shaped cookies
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Buying the Chinese Knockoff version
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Satan Claus
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Smegma, is that what that was
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drunk sex
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Science Bitch
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While pleading "Not Guilty" for _____ my reason was _____.
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Twenty bucks would buy __________.
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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.
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Whats harder than prison?
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When I tripped, I fell into __________.
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If I could do __________, I would.
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Donald Trump
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Where do I see myself in 5 years?
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I woke up this morning to __________.
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Random Pick Cards
Kelly Clarkson.
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Anal foot fisting
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When my wife caught me cheating with ___________ she __________.
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An unsolicited dick pic from Harry Potter
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Seven Dead and Three in critical condition
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Broken glass
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Rearranging someones face with a tire iron
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As President I would make _______________ The Secretary of Energy
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