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This site was made so you can share your ideas for cards or simply quick generate them into a nice printable PDF. Look below for some cards to print, or really drill down under categories to add them to your printlist. Want to stock up before heading to print? Why not make an account to save cards for printing later? Otherwise share your ideas with others to spread the entertainment!

Recent Cards

A blood alcohol level of 0.09.
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A pile of human shit weighing 10 tons
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Broooooooo! Last night was so fucking narly, dude! I got black out drunk and woke up with ____ laying on me!
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Pulling my girlfriend's bloody tampon out of her vagina and then plunging it deep in my asshole
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Next up at 5:00. What you don't know about ____ could kill you.
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Florida
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____. What is it really? We just don't know.
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Taking photos of dogs, getting those photos of the dogs developed, and then beating off to those same dog photos.
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Most Popular Cards

We have a serial killer running lose here in New Orleans boys! The sick fuck gets off on ____!
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Crank
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COVID-19
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accidental incest
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bringing home bedbugs as a memento of your hookup
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The room of requirement looking 50 Shades darker
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Seven Dead and Three in critical condition
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My Only Hope
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Most Printed Cards

Twenty bucks would buy __________.
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Whats harder than prison?
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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.
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If I could do __________, I would.
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When I tripped, I fell into __________.
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Where do I see myself in 5 years?
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Whats the last thing I would do if I was on the sinking Titanic?
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I woke up this morning to __________.
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Random Pick Cards

Raging hemorrhoids
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Who would I torch alive?
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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
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Christmas Vacation
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Results
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DUI
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Where do I see myself in 5 years?
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Babies… Shaken not Stirred
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