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A blood alcohol level of 0.09.
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A pile of human shit weighing 10 tons
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Broooooooo! Last night was so fucking narly, dude! I got black out drunk and woke up with ____ laying on me!
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Pulling my girlfriend's bloody tampon out of her vagina and then plunging it deep in my asshole
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Next up at 5:00. What you don't know about ____ could kill you.
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Florida
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____. What is it really? We just don't know.
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Taking photos of dogs, getting those photos of the dogs developed, and then beating off to those same dog photos.
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Dat trap
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Trying to Get Maple Syrup out of a Whomping Willow
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Among us.
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Crank
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The room of requirement looking 50 Shades darker
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Refusing to swallow because it’s not vegan
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An Elephant Ear Vagina
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Detroit, Michigan
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Twenty bucks would buy __________.
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Whats harder than prison?
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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.
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If I could do __________, I would.
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When I tripped, I fell into __________.
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Where do I see myself in 5 years?
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I woke up this morning to __________.
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Donald Trump
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Random Pick Cards
Not accepting the charges on a long distance call
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Can I have __________ with sprinkles on top?
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While pleading "Not Guilty" for _____ my reason was _____.
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Nazis
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Too Short
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Joseph Stalin.
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My wife really loves it when I touch her _____
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Baby Jesus
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