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Recent Cards

A blood alcohol level of 0.09.
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A pile of human shit weighing 10 tons
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Broooooooo! Last night was so fucking narly, dude! I got black out drunk and woke up with ____ laying on me!
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Pulling my girlfriend's bloody tampon out of her vagina and then plunging it deep in my asshole
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Next up at 5:00. What you don't know about ____ could kill you.
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Florida
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____. What is it really? We just don't know.
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Taking photos of dogs, getting those photos of the dogs developed, and then beating off to those same dog photos.
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Most Popular Cards

Among us.
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Coughing into a vagina.
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Refusing to swallow because it’s not vegan
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Rearranging someones face with a tire iron
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Dick Breath
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Draco’s Questionable Sexuality
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Anal Polyps
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Buying the Chinese Knockoff version
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Most Printed Cards

Twenty bucks would buy __________.
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Whats harder than prison?
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When I blacked out, I woke up with __________.
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If I could do __________, I would.
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When I tripped, I fell into __________.
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Whats the last thing I would do if I was on the sinking Titanic?
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I woke up this morning to __________.
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Where do I see myself in 5 years?
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Random Pick Cards

Resisting arrest
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Beyblades
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Pyrophilia
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A Disney princess that can’t qualify for a mortgage
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Playing Mary had a Little Lamb on the Ocarina of time.
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(being) an Analrapist
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Baby Mandrakes
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Draco’s Questionable Sexuality
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